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January 20th, 2008
11:52 pm - Newest political ramblings OK, once again I am being featured on the 411mania site in a column called Fact or Fiction, which lets me rant semi-coherently about 4 questions posed by the columnist. Read along as I foam at the mouth.
This is the current one :
http://www.411mania.com/politics/columns/67393/411-Politics-Fact-or-Fiction-01.21.08:-Week-75.htm
And here is one I did back in October and forgot to post beforehand :
http://www.411mania.com/politics/columns/60659/411-Poltics-Fact-or-Fiction-10.01.07:-Week-62.htm
Enjoy!
Krunchy Current Mood: sleepy Current Music: Witches - Candlemass
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January 18th, 2008
12:28 pm - Love Quotes for stalkers "If I love you, what business is it of yours?" ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves." ~John Bulwer
"It would be impossible to "love" anyone or anything one knew completely. Love is directed towards what lies hidden in its object." ~Paul Valéry, Tel quel, 1943
"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night." ~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes
I should have all the CD's made within the next week, so I will need addresses to ship them out.
Krunchy Current Location: on lunch break
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January 7th, 2008
08:12 pm - Yikes !!! Either this poll is flawed or I'm not quite the moderate libertarian that I thought I was!
92% Barack Obama 90% Chris Dodd 89% John Edwards 89% Hillary Clinton 81% Joe Biden 80% Bill Richardson 72% Mike Gravel 72% Dennis Kucinich 48% Rudy Giuliani 40% John McCain 36% Mitt Romney 34% Tom Tancredo 29% Mike Huckabee 25% Ron Paul 23% Fred Thompson
2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz
Apparently I'm more of a librarian than a libertarian!
I still don't think I'm voting for Obama, he doesn't have enough experience. Current Mood: bored Current Music: Star Wars Holiday Special
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January 1st, 2008
01:23 am - Hmmm, been neglecting you all. Well, I haven't posted much lately.
Here's what I'm going to do.
Just to make sure people are still around and reading.
Respond to this post, and tell me what kind of music you like, and I'll make you a mix CD, and actually mail it to you!
I'm hoping to do a few a week, depending on how many people actually respond.
I know I have like 24 people or something, but I'm betting at least half come on LJ like twice a year.
Everyone has until the 6th to respond.
If I get only a few responses, perhaps I'll make 2 mix CDs for each person, one with stuff I think that person would like.
Respond away everyone!
Krunchy Current Music: Stiff Kittens - Blaqk Audio
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August 2nd, 2007
10:53 am Since I forgot to put up the link when it was posted:
http://www.411mania.com/politics/columns/57424/411-Politics-Fact-or-Fiction:-Week-53.htm
That was the last one I did about 2 weeks ago.
This is what the editor of the political section had to say a few days afterward, in remarks that the writer of the questions for Fact or Fiction was leaving.
"We are all going to miss Ryan, but I will have him on the radio show as regularly as we can, and he knows that he is always welcome here in the Politics Zone. By the way, Krunchy is one of my all time favorite F or F guests. Chris you did a great job, but Krunchy is an F or F legend. Krunchy does have a real first name, but I promised him that I wouldn't tell you. The fun is over now. Crow's back in charge."
So I would assume that I'll be back doing more Fact or Fictions as time dictates.
Krunchy Current Music: Soundtrack to Grease in my head
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July 17th, 2007
12:46 pm Well, next week I will once again be featured in the political section of 411mania doing Fact-or-Fiction. Weird thing is, I consider myself a libertarian for the most part, but something about being ON there turns me into some sort of raving lunatic, which admittedly I am. I guess it's because they are youngish and male so they tend to skew towards democrats. I being somewhat older and WAY more jaded, want to knock the hope out of their smug faces I guess. I also tend to be funnier than the average guest on this site. If you want to check out previous appearances on mine, you can go to the following links.
http://www.411mania.com/politics/columns/44030/411-Politics-Fact-or-Fiction:-Week-14.htm
http://www.411mania.com/politics/columns/52201/411-Politics-Fact-or-Fiction:-Week-36.htm
They've asked if I wanted to have a column, but as you can tell from THIS journal, I'm not exactly reliable in electronic form. I rant fairly regularly in real life, but typing out rants takes all the bluster out of it. Krunchy in real life is pretty much Foamy the Squirrel.
Krunchy
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June 28th, 2007
09:28 am - Are you ordering lunch or voting for president? Gotta Love this :
<><><><><><> BOSTON - Mitt Romney's been called many things as he runs for president, but chances are "Sticky Rice" isn't one of them.
That's how his name might be read on some ballots, according to state Secretary William Galvin.
Galvin says the federal Justice Department is pressuring Boston election officials to translate candidates' names into Chinese characters in precincts with prominent Chinese-speaking populations.
But there's more than a little lost in translation, according to Galvin.
Since there's no Chinese character for "Romney," translators have resorted to finding characters that most closely match the sound of each syllable in the name.
The problem is that there are many different characters that could be used to match the sound of each syllable, and many different meanings for each character.
So Mitt Romney could be read as "Sticky Rice" or "Uncooked Rice." Fred Thompson might be read as "Virtue Soup." And Barack Obama could be read as "Oh Bus Horse."
Galvin's own name could be read at least two different ways, as "High Prominent Noble Educated" or "Stick Mosquito."
But perhaps the most perplexing translation would be for Boston Mayor Thomas Menino's name, which could be read as "Sun Moon Rainbow Farmer" or "Imbecile," or "Barbarian Mud No Mind of His Own."
"To try to make rhymes or approximations in Chinese, you can have unintended negative meanings," Galvin said. "It leads to confusion. You can render it with a good meaning or a bad meaning." <><><><><><>
I was always afraid that the kanji tat of Munchkin's name on my leg said something like "anally pleasures toothless goats" when translated.
Krunchy
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June 14th, 2007
08:25 am - hmmm, seeing if this works part 2 !!
OK, if this works, you'll be seeing a music video that my former band made in 1996, for a song that was written in 1994 (aka the local radio "hit") called Losing All Control. We were even recognized a few times in weird places (like Taco Bell) as the guys who did that song "blah blah blah losing all control!" It was a completely shitty video, shot in a Gas Station parking lot in front of a burned out limo. Enjoy the cheese factor, and try to get the song out of your head if you can! I am the singer/bassist in the video (Eric and I wrote the song) back when I had LOTS of hair.
Krunchy Current Music: Losing All Control - Randall Flagg (Cardinal Law)
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June 11th, 2007
07:56 pm - hmmm, seeing if this works !! Figured I would try out Photobucket to see if I can actually post pictures here without posting a shitload of HTML codes.

If this worked, it's a picture from last year taken at an abandoned cold war munitions factory in Hingham, MA, fenced off in an area of a national park. I like the way it's framed.

This would be another from the same site. This is some sort of valve that was in on of the munitions rooms. Thought it was a good contrast of color.
Both of these are taken straight from the camera. The only modifications were rotating the images in Photoshop, there was no processing done to the actual pictures. Apparently I had to resize them on Photobucket; don't think it decreased the quality at all.
Krunchy Current Mood: curious Current Music: Takin A Ride - The Replacements
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May 16th, 2007
11:58 pm - I'll be damned!! Just got home from the hospital, as the little one has a little broken bone in her pinky finger. On the way home, I stopped to get some nutrients, specifically some chipage. Found this secret new flavor, called X-13d, which we are supposed to suggest names for.
DAMN THING IS A McDONALDS CHEESEBURGER !?! Has the flavor of the patty, with mustard, ketchup, onion, and a pickle.
It's actually really good, but makes me wonder, does McD's use MSG in their flavoring, since MSG is HEAVILY involved in the recipe.
It lists among the flavors : Natural and Artificial Flavors (including beef and wheat), onion powder, tomato powder, 3 different cheeses, and mustard seed ... OMIGOD BEEF TALLOW!!!
It's actually pretty yummy!
Krunchy
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April 24th, 2007
01:43 pm Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of government. The history of liberty is the history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of the limitation of governmental power, not the increase of it. --Woodrow Wilson
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April 23rd, 2007
07:24 pm - Ahh, the innocence of youth Overheard as daughter is on the phone with friends ... "Hi Ricardo ... welcome to your 1st threesome with girls."
Krunchy
PS. it better be the ONLY way you have a threesome with my daughter, dearest Ricardo, or I'll have to refer to you as Deadest Ricardo! Current Music: Happy Birthday, Mr Burns - The Ramones
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April 18th, 2007
02:59 pm I read this in a newspaper article on the aftermath of the Virginia Tech shootings and I thought it was funny.
"School officials called police after parents and students reported spotting a 6-foot-tall man in a skirt, high heels, lipstick and a blond wig near a school drop-off area outside Cranbrook's Kingswood Upper School, Lt. Paul Myszenski said. Police were unable to find anyone meeting the man's description."
Either someone has a scary looking mom or someone picked the wrong time to be cross-dressing. It made me think of something the Lunachicks would've written, or perhaps Butt Trumpet, "Drag Queen with a Gun".
Krunchy
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April 13th, 2007
10:45 pm - something I found funny http://www.collegehumor.com/willferrell
You click on the button and it generates a Will Ferrell movie.
Will Ferrell plays Alec Billson, an egotistical, obnoxious poker shark at the top of his profession. He and his sidekick, played by Vince Vaughn, seem invincible until their dominance is threatened by a new rival. Alec Billson's excessive pride causes him to spiral downward to comical lows. When he is at the depths of despair, he removes his shirt and bellows, Sweet Thor's dragon! My eye is an opulent lantern!After a wacky training process featuring a surprise cameo by Owen Wilson and a marginally-developed romantic subplot, he enters into a climactic showdown with his rival and emerges victorious - but not without learning a thing or two about friendship.
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Will Ferrell plays Phil Billson, an egotistical, obnoxious surfer at the top of his profession. He and his sidekick, played by Owen Wilson, seem invincible until their dominance is threatened by a new rival. Phil Billson's excessive pride causes him to spiral downward to comical lows. When he is at the depths of despair, he removes his shirt and bellows, Praise Kyle. My orangutan is a drooling rainbow!After a wacky training process featuring a surprise cameo by Jason Bateman and a marginally-developed romantic subplot, he enters into a climactic showdown with his rival and emerges victorious - but not without learning a thing or two about friendship. Current Music: Welcome to my Nightmare - Alice Cooper
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March 25th, 2007
11:05 pm - My mom and things Unfortunately, I was sick this week, which means I didn't really get to do what I wanted to do in honoring my mom's death anniversary. I did get to the cemetery today and leave a marker on the mausoleum with Glo and the munchkin, so that was ok, but I wasn't able to locate the grave of my godmother because it was muddy and a lot of the graves were overgrown. I am going to try to go back in a week or two and clean out a bunch of them, and maybe give some of the others that aren't visible a chance to shine in the sun once again. My goal was to take the two weeks between her birthday and when she died and clean the whole house so spotless that she'd want to come and visit us if she were alive. We are all so sick that I am now doing it from now til Easter, which was about the same time frame as before.
As time goes by, it gets weirder and weirder for me to think about, because what my life is now, is nothing like it was when she was here. I'd like to think that she would be happy with how my life is, but you never know with Moms. I'm sure I'm not living up to my potential, no duh, but I'm in a much better place emotionally than I had been throughout most of the 90's. I've only lost a few loved ones in the past 8-10 years, which has been a good thing for me, and I think that will help me when it happens again. 1993-1995 was a horrible time, and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. It fucked me up, and grew me up at the same time. I lost a lot then, but I've gained so much since all that other shit happened. I'm pretty sure she'd be happy that I no longer have hair down to my ass though!
The whole world is different now. I think my Mom would be amazed at what we've got. I didn't get internet until the end of 1994, and CD-ROM around the same time. Business has changed, politics has changed, the speed at which we live has gotten faster and faster. I think she'd be amazed that my dad has taken to computers as well has he has, he wouldn't even touch the IBM's we had in our business. Actually, I think that is one thing she'd really be amazed at is how much my dad has evolved. He's still a stubborn bastard (I'm a chip off the old block) but he has become more mellow in certain aspects, and is the perfect pepiere (grandfather) to my daughter. I remember the first time he signed a paycheck after my mom died, they told him that if they didn't know he was friends with the bank's president, they wouldn't have cashed his check, cuz I don't think he had signed one (or written one) in 25 years. He couldn't balance his companies books, or home finances. He knew who to ask though, and takes care of it all himself now.
Miss you Mom, and wish you had gotten to know Courtney, you'd have totally dug each other. Then again, you probably know all about her. You were very picky about my GF's but you'd have liked Glo, even though she's kind of a slob! You could tell when someone was genuine and caring toward me. Keep an eye on all of us if you could! Sometimes we could use it!
Krunchy (but Mom named me Derek!) Current Mood: hopeful Current Music: Everybody's Trying to Be My Baby - Johnny Cash
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January 28th, 2007
10:04 pm I AM THE GOD OF TECHNOLOGY ... and ummmm, hellfire too I guess? Heh heh
This weekend was one of those where if I really had the choice, I'd probably become a Luddite and start writing a manifesto ... but wouldn't be able to cuz adobe acrobat was acting up !!!
On Thursday, we traded in the old cable modem because it did this thing where, every half hour or so, it would just drop us like a bad habit, then like maybe 5 minutes later, decide to start working again, like it belonged to a union. We turn it in, and I brought the new one home (it is the boringest beige, while the old one was black) so we could while away our time downloading things (ok ok, most likely some sort of naked things) and answering our telephone (Vonage) and then handing it to my daughter, cuz I never usually get any sort of phone calls. Of course, once hooked up it makes all sorts of blinky lights and does not recognise our wireless vonage router.
(Flash ahead to Friday) I hook up our computer straight into the modem with a long CAT5 cable, and voila (which is french for swearing for 15 minutes until it works) we can at least get some semblence of internet. I try to log onto my router, but for some weird reason, the default address does not seem to log me onto the network settings. Luckily my daughter is spending the night at her mom's and the GF is in NH at a weekend Renne Faire event, so my sceams of anger and frustration are not heard by them (they hate it when I invent new swear words like "shitasticle fuckbungle")
(Next stop Saturday) Looking up stuff on the router (which can be reset, but not updated unless Voange does it) and look for my old paperwork. Computer keeps dying on me, because the case is old, underpowered wattage wise, and filled with dust since the side broke. It overheats with the graphics card, and is just a pain in the ass. I've got the new case, power supply, etc ... just haven't had that much time to put it together, and not much space to attack it. I've determined that THIS WILL BE THE LAST DAY AND NIGHT for the old boring beige case with 3 pounds of dust in it. I reset the router finally (I found the paper that quoted the weird address to set the router) and head off to do karaoke with my daughter, who kicked ass on her two songs. I didn't do that badly, and afterwards, someone yelled "Randall Flagg Rocks!" which happened to be an old bass player I hadn't seen in about 6 years.
(Finally Sunday Bloody Sunday) Today is the day that will seperate the men from the men without ballsack hair. I set up a portable table next to the kitchen table, and look at what I've got. Apparently I forgot to grab a can of air from work, so I ended up going to Staples to buy a can of air! Yes, A CAN OF AIR!! It only cost 8 bucks for that can of air!! Truthfully, I needed that can of air, cuz I think I had Dust Boars that had eaten my Dust Bunnies and Kitties. Nothing that the can of air and 2 teaspoons of Benedryl couldn't fix however. Goes pretty well as I removed all the hard drives and floppy and DVD drives, Disconnect all the power cables, etc ... Moving the motherboard into the new case wasn't that bad either, even with the really small spacers.
Big issue was the fact that I had no paper work for the motherboard, and no paperwork for the computer case, and had all these pin settings for things like front USB ports, and default speaker and power and reset buttons. Back I went onto our roomies computer, after running a wire to the cable modem of course, so I could find the schematic for the motherboard. No printer hooked up of course, so it was a noble effort of looking at the page, then running over to the computer case and putting the wire hookup where it belonged. After all that, I hooked up the fans, and the flashing blinky lights, and whammo, plugged it back into the monitor, keyboard, etc ... and the DAMN THING WORKED !!!! I expected SOMETHING to go wrong, but apparently I did EVERYTHING right, even the front usb stuff. I rock.
Lastly, I fucked around with the router some more. Had the wireless network all set again (although I'm going to have to secure it soon) and the cable modem was all set. About 40 minuts ago, I hooked up the cable modem to the router, and it worked as well!! We now have phone service again, AND internet on all the computers! The new computer is shiny black, with blue and purple blinky lights on the side, and a demon type face on the front cover with red eyes. It opens up to the drives and buttons.
Now I won't have to grow a beard and move to a little shack in Montana. I might, however, cut my ball hair into a mullet, just cuz I can!
Krunchy Current Mood: ecstatic Current Music: Paranoimia - Max Headroom/ Art of Noise
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November 9th, 2006
10:30 am - Giant Ravenous Snails Invade Island! It sounds like a horror movie, but apparently it is true. The link is here:
http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/giant-ravenous-snails-invade-island-of/20061108231709990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001
<><><><><><><> A nocturnal survey last weekend found hundreds of thousands of African snails - which are often about the size of a human hand - swarming the central parish of St. George, the country's agricultural heartland, where farmers complained of damage to sugar cane, bananas, papayas and other crops.
"We saw snails riding on each other's backs and moving in clusters," said David Walrond, chairman of the local emergency response office that organized 60 volunteers for the expedition. "You're just crunching the shells as you're walking through." <><><><><><><>
I think we've found a new job for Rumsfeld, now that he has some spare time. After that, he can battle the Cockroach that ate Cincinatti.
Krunchy Current Mood: bouncy Current Music: Windham Hill stuff at work
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September 20th, 2006
12:13 am - hmmm, semi-libertarian eh?
Paleo-Liberal
You scored 62% Personal Liberty and 41% Economic Liberty! |
A paleo-liberal believes in low to moderate government intervention on personal matters and moderate government intervention on economic matters. They tend to be opposed to war, police powers and victimless crimes. They believe in a social safety net, but to a lesser extent then most leftists. They generally believe in protecting personal liberty. They support self-ownership and privacy. Some Paleo-liberals may lean towards embracing capitalism as an economic system. Paleo-liberals are reminiscent of the attitude of the "new left" of the 60's and 70's. Strong Paleo-Liberals border on Libertarianism. |
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My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 99% on Personal | | You scored higher than 99% on Economic |
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August 29th, 2006
12:34 pm - Apparently the GF is more Mass than I am
Dude! You're 96% from Massachusetts! Dude! Me and Sully and Fitzie and Sean are gonna hit Landsdowne tonight after the game, hang out at the Beerworks. I'll pick you up at the Coop at 6.
How Massachusetts are you?
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August 25th, 2006
09:16 am - Apparently I'm not Batman :(
 | You scored as The Punisher.
Blade | | 80% | The Punisher | | 80% | Daredevil | | 70% | Ghost Rider | | 50% | Thor | | 50% | Gambit | | 40% | Superman | | 30% | Batman | | 30% | Spiderman | | 30% | The Hulk | | 30% | Wolverine | | 30% | Colossus | | 20% | Captain America | | 10% | Ironman | | 10% | </td>
Do you know your inner superhero? created with QuizFarm.com |
Current Mood: working Current Music: Chewbacca (what a wookie)
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